Oh look! Lady Gaga shares Lindsay Lohan Slumber party pictures.

Oh dear it seems girls will be girls as Lady Gagarecently went to twitter to release (yes Gaga we were wondering why it took you so damned long!) pictures of her and gal pals Lindsay Lohan and Land Del Rey slumming it in their pj’s.

The fuckery occurred at Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood, took place on July 11 and of course there was no expense wasted in letting us all know that this little epic was going to take place as the slumber parties of all slumber parties. As you one can see from the pictures and them bixches bleary eyes it does seem there was fun to be had indeed.

According to the media whores’ respective publicists (yes kids this is the career path that will see you somewhere close to heaven and all its little upstarts) the ‘fun time of the lives evening’ (really?) involvedsnorting loads of blow, going through a case of Veuve Clicquot and ordering some freshmen graduates from the lobby into the bedroom annex playing board games, drinking lots of chamomile tea and listening to their all time favorite 1970′s dance hits.

Of course I’ll let you judge for yourself as to what shit actually went on that night….

Lohan also cuddles up to Von Unwerth in another photograph, with the famed German lenswoman grasping at her long redhair

Ultimate hawt bixch…Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan always works hard for the money.

Gaga's movie debut announced on Twitter

In news that has surprised both the movie and music industry, director Robert Rodriguez has confirmed singer Lady Gaga is to appear in his next film, Machete Kills.

In a brief tweet accompanied by a movie poster (pictured), Rodriguez wrote: "I just finished working with @LadyGaga on @MacheteKills, she kicked SO MUCH ASS! Holy Smokes. Blown away!"

Yes its true, I will be making my debut as an actress in the amazing Machete Kills. 

Machete Kills is the sequel to Roidriguez' 2010 action film Machete, starring Danny Trejo as ex-Federale Machete Cortez who sets out on a mission of vengeance against his former boss who tried to have him killed.

Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills ... featuring Lady Gaga.

In this follow-up film, Machete (again played by Trejo) is recruited by the American government to take on an arms dealer who is set to launch a weapon into space.

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Alongside Trejo, the film will also star Mel Gibson, Sofia Vergara, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Michelle Rodriguez and possibly Charlie Sheen, who is rumoured to be playing the US President.

Gaga's character, identified as La Chameleon on the poster, is not mentioned in any of the production notes seen so far, and little is known about her, but the singer did confirm the news was real and this would be the start of a new chapter in her career.

"Yes its true, I will be making my debut as an actress in the amazing MACHETE KILLS BY @RODRIGUEZ," Gaga tweeted. "IM SO EXCITED!!! AH! Filming was insane."

The film will mark Gaga's cinematic debut, aside from one uncredited appearance as herself on a screen of aliens in Men in Black III. She also voiced herself on The Simpsons recently.

Machete Kills is due to hit cinema screens in 2013.

TCA Press Tour: Even CBS is in ratings doldrums

Even the No. 1 network has been feeling the pain this summer.

CBS may be the most-watched broadcaster, but it's wallowed in the same doldrums afflicting everyone else as viewership has declined this year.

"This summer has been a little soft for everybody," CBS Entertainment President Nina Tassler admitted Sunday at a Television Critics Assn. session in Beverly Hills.

The latest evidence? CBS' reality dating show "3" previewed to weak ratings last week. On Sunday night, "3" was set for the thankless job of officially premiering opposite the third night of NBC's Olympics coverage.

In a world filled with reality shows, "3" "has struggled to get traction," Tassler said. "It's a very cluttered, noisy environment."

She added, however, that summer remained profitable for the company overall and that the reality franchise "Big Brother"continued to perform well, even as a rival show fromABC, "The Glass House," failed to catch on. CBS filed a copyright infringement over "Glass House" that Tassler said was pending; the network's effort to keep the ABC show off the air failed after a judge declined to issue an injunction.

"The message that needs to be communicated is that we are very protective of our brands," Tassler said.

CBS, which has long enjoyed gags at the expense of rivals, was in typical form Sunday. Tassler entered clutching a stuffed monkey — a dig at NBC, which last week employed a real monkey as a surprise walk-on during a promotional session for its new comedy"Animal Practice."

Looking to the fall schedule — which includes the new Sherlock Holmes update "Elementary"as well as "Vegas"withDennis Quaid — Tassler said the network had made a difficult decision in axing "CSI: Miami," the first of three shows in the lucrative forensics franchise to face the cutting block. The show starring David Caruso had delivered huge profits for CBS but was under pressure from falling ratings and increased costs.

"Saying goodbye to a'CSI'was a very big deal," Tassler said. "That show was extremely successful for us."

'Dark Knight Rises' Shooting: James Holmes Expected to Be Formally Charged Monda

James Holmes is expected to be formally charged Monday in the murder of 12 people at a July 20 screening of The Dark Knight Rises.

Holmes is suspected of killing 12 people and wounding 58 others during a midnight showing of the movie at a theater in Aurora, Colo. He is reportedly facing 12 counts of first-degree murder charges, according to court documents.

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Holmes made his first court appearanceJuly 23, where he remained silent and emotionless, mostly looking down or away from the proceedings. The former doctoral student, who is being represented by a public defender, appeared in court with his hair dyed a reddish-orange. At times, his face morphed from a blank stare to bulging and wide-eyed, prompting reporters to ask attorneys if he had been drugged. 

Holmes was advised of his rights but no plea was entered.

"We are still looking at an enormous amount of evidence," said Carol Chambers, the Eighteenth Judicial District Attorney, on Monday. "It's still a very active, ongoing investigation."

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Chambers added that Holmes could face the death penalty, but attorneys are planning to consult with victims' families before making a decision.

After the shooting, authorities searched Holmes' apartment, which they found booby-trapped with numerous explosives.

Ten survivors remain hospitalized Sunday, with four in critical condition, CNN reported.

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Holmes is being held, without bond, in isolation at the Arapahoe County Jail.